Dear Christmas guy that gives presents:

Please bring me this ONE thing, I beg of you.

Forbid the use of facebook ANYWHERE at university, specifically on those hooked up computers in the library being used by one of the following:

• Groups of people checking facebook accounts
• Individuals checking facebook accounts
• Groups checking with one individual his/her facebook account
• People using facebook in any form.
  
• All of the above
• Exceptions include:
• People with their own laptops (they don't take space to students who want to ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING IN THE LIBRARY FOR ACADEMIC PURPOSES OH MY GOD)
• Staff
• Hold on right there. Staff looking at facebook on their spare time is fine. Staff that is supposed to be working and instead is having a nice time on facebook should NOT be fine.

That's about it. There should be some sort of questionnaire/study regarding the use of computers, and how people decide NOT to murder that idiot using facebook whilst they are waiting for any available computer to do their uni stuff.

rant over. Please carry on.